Typical. 

The minute I publish our helpful naming suggestions, the Starmers unleash the new asset. 

Here he is. Fluffy, white and adorable, as anticipated. Our thoughts are with Larry, now chopped liver as a media focus.

And where is JoJo?  Scratching Post chatter says he has been confined to his summer dacha in Kentish Town for Reasons. 

Hmmm.

Two things

1.  Has Sir Keir outed himself as an apprentice Bond supervillain? 

2. The Starmer’s have ignored all sound advice and called their little kotyonok Prince.

Not even Igor.

When he could have been  Dmitri, Rudolf, Grigori, Vladimir, Arkady, Leonid…

Dudes, he’s a White Russian! 

Why didn’t you call him Lebowski?

I despair.