That beautiful bovine Taurus interlude that lulled you into a 25/7 sleep pattern is well over.  It’s Gemini time. Lock up all shiny objects andvyour Special Bowl.

Gemini cats are quick, clever, agile, great fun and utterly ruthless. All cats will have you doing it their way eventually, but Gemini gets right in with the charm  offensive, winding round the legs,, vocalising like parrots, doing tricks, misdirecting you while they steal the smoked salmon from your plate.  They are the con-cats of the zodiac, the ones who feign limps and give you the big eyes when they want something, who learn to crack the fridge door security while still at kitten school. They will dance on your keyboard, delete your First Novel and somehow get into an online Russian poker game at three in the morning. And win. They will steal anything, including your heart, then run away and blame the dog or poor old Taurus.  Smart, beautiful, noisy, opinionated and infuriating. they are always there for the fun, never for the drudge. Macavity is their role model.  Siamese cats must all be  Gemini. I checked with Stella Hyde, our feline astrologer, but she doesn’t have that sort of database she informs me. Go for a Gemini at if you are a fan of life in the fast lane and bankruptcy.

Neither Belvedere nor I are Geminis, so you can trust us.  Would we lie to  you?